and the winner is.....

Hello Beautiful People! Well, it's time to announce the winner of the first ever Bunny with a Toolbelt Limerick Contest! There were 26 entries in our inaugural limerick contest. I invited my sweetie Christian to help me sift through the entries at one of our favorite local joints, the Fifth Quadrant, which serves up an incredible pint of C-Note and a delectable selection of meal-worthy salads, just perfect for an 85 degree Oregon summer evening. First things first: we refreshed ourselves with the basics of limerick writing. The highlights, according to the eHow "How to Write a Limerick" site, cited in the contest instructions, are:
1. five lines of verse (everyone followed this most basic of rules)
2. the following 8 or 9 syllable stress pattern and rhyme in lines 1,2,5: da-DA-da-da-DA-da-da-DA da (last "da" is optional) --a lot of entries sadly had to be disqualified due to an over-abundance of syllables in one or more of these lines.
3. the third and fourth lines should go: da-DA da-da-DA da--and rhyme with each other.
4. "exploit puns and wordplay"--which is, to me, what makes a true limerick.

That said, we had several finalists. Our runner up was Katherine's clever limerick about Emeril Lagasse, which you can read by clicking here.

But the winner of the 2009 Bunny with a Toolbelt Limerick Contest is....
Garth Johnson's entry about the Public Radio Birdie:


Rest on these speakers a spell, son
To hear audio news that is well done
from reporters acclaimed
with elliptical names
like Soraya Sarhaddi Nelson.

Congratulations Garth! You win $100 worth of schwag in the Bunny with a Toolbelt Etsy store!!

I'd also like to give a shout out to 10 year old Elizabeth K. who submitted three entries! (numbers 16, 18, and 25)

Thanks to everyone who entered. This was so much fun that I decided to have contests more often! To find out when the next one will be, sign up for my mailing list by clicking here.

Limerick Contest Ends!

Thanks to everyone who entered my limerick contest! All entries have been posted on this site and judging will commence. Stay tuned...the esteemed committee meets tonight to determine the winner! It will be announced here on the blog, on the official Facebook Fan site, and on my Twitter feed.

Limerick entry #26!!

There once was a bluebird named Cher,
who was unable to get up in the air.
So henrietta the cow,
made a solem vow,
to ferry her friend everywhere.

submitted by Lindsay Jennings

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limerick entry #25!!

FLASH!FLASH!FLASH!FLASH!FLASH!
"Stop using the camera or you'll get an awful bash!"
The wielder of cameras replied:
"This camera is cockeyed,"
"But for your picture, I still want cash"

submitted by Kathy

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Limerick Entry #24

The man in black seemed to be quite sour
but in his heart lived a small flower
That grew love in the light
Of the lady in white
and tick talked like the old clock tower

Keith & Crystal Waye

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Limerick entry #23!!

Let me tell you all 'bout a heart dropper,
Someone ran off with our Cake Toppers
Or they tossed 'em in the trash
At our little wedding bash
They're hard to replace 'cuz we're Paupers

a sad but true story, made into a limerick by Keith & Crystal Waye

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limerick entry #22!!

His heart was held on by a string
The girl to him was everything
He thought it quite wise
To play “In Your Eyes”
Like Cusack in “Say Anything”

submitted by Katherine

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